A Goddess in a Cave in the Woods

The exciting adventures, random thoughts and secret confessions of Jenny Wadley, mere mortal.

Friday, February 05, 2010

Operation Maple Leaf

As I type this blog post I am sitting in relative cushiony comfort inside a metal tube at an altitude of 36,500 feet. According to the little animated map display on the screen in front of me, I am 719 miles from Halifax, Nova Scotia, where I hope to land safely in approximately an hour.

The cute little plane icon is over the blue colored area on the map, therefore we are flying over the water, southeast of New York City, if the data are to be believed.

Of course, by the time I post this, I'll be safely on the ground, and the soles of my shoes will have touched the land called Canada for the first time.

I've traveled a bit, including internationally, but I've never visited Canada. Why now, you ask?

Love.

(Isn't that the most perfect answer to any question beginning with the word "why"?)

In this case, I am traveling to witness a declaration of love and commitment made by two dear friends.

These friends, Jodi and Jason, will be wed on Friday, February 5, 2009, and I will be there to see it. All because of love... and the Internet.

I've never met Jodi and Jason in person. Neither has my dear husband, though he's known them both longer than I have. He met Jason online, liked him, followed Jodi's adorably geeky proposal via a blog chain... (just pretend I told you the rest, okay? Otherwise this could get long) ...and then I followed them both on Twitter and realized just how super fantastically awesome they were! And the rest of our friendship is history!

When we received an invitation to their wedding, we knew they probably meant it as an honor, and were hoping we wouldn't come but would send a large monetary gift. :-P

Bah! Why follow convention?! Let's leave our kids with family and friends for four and a half days (something we've never done for longer than one overnight), and fly to Canada for the wedding! That'll show them!

As it happens, we developed an online friendship with another couple, Sophie and James, who live in Nova Scotia as well. So, clearly, we thought... Hey! Let's visit them too. After all, we'll already be in Canada for the wedding!

And actually, I had a list of other Canadian friends I'd love to meet in person, but apparently I have a poor grasp of geography and the concept of "Canada is effing huge!!"

So we're winging to Nova Scotia- for love, for friendship, for adventure, and for the amazing opportunity to connect with people who were unknown 1s and 0s not long ago.

And when I hug each of my friends, and look into their faces for the first time, I'll feel grateful, and full of love.

Thank you, Internet. Thanks for the love.

Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Minivan Captain's Log

Today is a Wednesday. There's nothing particularly significant about this Wednesday, but on this crazy ride we call life, every day should be significant, shouldn't it? So, in the interest of preserving the history of Jenny Wadley, I present these facts for your amusement and pity.

Today I:
  • Woke up in bed alone
  • Heard my daughter cry
  • Had a fight with my husband
  • Debated the necessity of the potty with a three-year-old
  • Made up with my husband
  • Sang Code Monkey
  • Went to the laundromat
  • Stuffed $20 in quarters in my pockets
  • Taught math via coin-operated washing machines
  • Did eight loads of laundry
  • Talked to a long-distance friend about visiting
  • Fished a plastic heart out of the toilet
  • Found some presumed missing mail under the seat of my car
  • Cleaned up smeared chocolate with a baby wipe
  • Cleaned a poopy bottom with six baby wipes
  • Waited in line at the utility department
  • Explained a water meter to my seven-year-old
  • Used the last three quarters to buy bubblegum
  • Spent two hours in Target
  • Literally begged my children to behave
  • Bribed my children
  • Spoke sternly to my children
  • Took my children to the potty
  • Took my children back to the potty
  • Allowed my children to try on a woman's zebra-print dress
  • Adamantly refused to purchase zebra-print dress for my son because it wasn't in his size
  • Held my ground
  • Decided that my perfect job is evil henchman
  • Contemplated buying a Starbucks coffee
  • Reminded myself that I am no longer spending $5 on a cup of coffee
  • Listened to repetitive vocal sounds over and over and over
  • Asked my daughter to please get up off the floor and let the nice lady push her cart down the aisle
  • Picked my daughter up off the floor while she screamed
  • Bought myself the damn coffee
  • Took my children back to the potty
  • Didn't scream when a $5 cup of coffee was poured down my thigh
  • Ignored stares of horror
  • Smiled helplessly at looks of knowing pity
  • Drive home while breathing deeply
  • Received words of wisdom and wonderful news from a dear friend
  • Played a game with my kids
  • Heaved a big sigh
  • Held an origami butterfly
  • Told my husband I love him
  • Found peace
  • Lost peace
  • Wept
  • Smiled
  • Felt loved
  • Loved